Hey... I'm finally back...

... Things are kinda... eh... right now...

2010-01-13T22:12:00.000-08:00

I'm exhausted, slightly depressed, over-stressed and slightly annoyed with life in general tonight. I probably won't blog till my fam gets a real comp, so I'm incredibly sorry to make anyone who reads these wait any longer... but have YOU tried pouring out your heart using a tiny, little touch-keyboard on a puny, mini-portable web browser? Didn't think so...
:｜

So... much... has changed...

2010-01-12T23:53:00.000-08:00

I'm blogging on a DSi right now... which isn't fun... (big shocker...) But my family is gettin a comp this Friday. Ty with all my heart for following me all this time... it really means alot. I'll blog again in a couple hours. Gotta get some z's. Night. :)

Why blog?

2009-01-27T08:49:00.000-08:00

I mean, you're the only one who really reads it, *****(just in case anyone else decides to read it, i used anonymousy) Anywho, I'm going to keep my hair long and get red streaks in it. I'll post a pic soon.

Mood: Relatively bored

ADVENTURE QUEST WORLDS NOW OBSELETE TO ME

2008-12-29T19:20:00.001-08:00

Yeah, I'm into World of Warcraft now. I will be making a seperate blog for my guild, "The Journey" so if know a Night Elf Rogue on the Server/Realm Anetheron named "Yakeshi" then checking up on that blog is mandatory. I will post our status, our money, our levels... Everything worthwhile reading in that blog. The blog will be called ""The Journey" in Warcraft".

Mood: Somewhat Excited

Sorry

2008-12-01T20:30:00.000-08:00

Yeah, haven't been updating you lately, have I? But I PROMISE! I will most definitely open up here more than ANYWHERE ELSE! So don't miss it! Actually, hell if I care. Not like telling people that ACTUALLLY does anything. Kthnxbai.

P.S. From now on I will put a "Mood Identifier" text below my posts.

Mood=Ready to kick some serious ass >;)

Fuck you, assholes!

2008-11-16T00:44:00.000-08:00

All you people calling us pedophiles can go burn in fucking hell for all I care. I hope you have some pictured of yourself on the web, so I know what face to stab! YOUR NOT A PEDO IF YOUR LOOKING FOR PORN OF THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER OF YOUR OWN AGE, IDIOTIC MORONS! So go cut off your dicks/nipples you SICK PERVERTED FUCKS! YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME! ADULTS ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT THEMSELVES HAVING SEX, SO WHY NOT TEENS?!?! WE ARE ALLOWED TO DO THE REAL THING BUT NOT MASTURBATE TO IT?!?!? FUCK YOU! I'M GOING TO LOOK AT AND FAP TO ALL THE 15 YEAR OLDS I WANT, ASSTARDS! SO PUT THAT IN YOUR SITE AND PUBLISH IT!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AQWorlds Pics

2008-11-07T23:12:00.000-08:00

YAKESHI--------------------------->
LATAH------------------------------>
<-JACK

DRAGONFABLE IS NOW OBSOLETE TO ME

2008-11-07T08:15:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I only play Adventure Quest Worlds now. I have two accounts. Both are non-member-ship. The character names are "Yakeshi" and "Latah". Two characters from my "anime"/story. Hope to see you on there! And definitely make an account if your are on my msn contact list!

FUCKIN' HATE MY BIG BROTHER!!!

2008-11-07T08:12:00.000-08:00

HE CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN LET ME RECORD A SIMPLE FUCKING AUDACITY PROJECT!!! I HOPE HE DIES AND BURNS AND ROTS FOREVER IN FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!

Rogue Punchlines

2008-11-03T11:55:00.000-08:00

Rouge punchlines and Rouges for that matter, pwn. Yes, Rogue is my favorite class. No it has not always been my fave. My first class ever in anywhere was... hmmm... uh.... I think it was... Adventure Quest? And I was a warrior. Now wherever I go that has character classes I always choose Rogues. Anywhom enough about me...

"...and that's why you'll never have girlfriend, Mike."
-Rob Moran, YouTube's "Rurikar" or Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon(copyright of Robert Moran)

"...and that's when I found out I was gay."

"You can go to Jolly Pirate- OH SWEET JESUS IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!!! DRIVE DAMNIT!!! DRIVE!!!!"
Original quote:
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour shit for all I care!"
-Tourettes Guy Danny

"You suck dick!"
"No YOU suck dick!"
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you, too! Oh, and also... AIDS!"

"...and that's why I ALWAYS tie it in a knot. Just like when I masturbate!"

"You lick shitty ass!"
"You're mom does!"
"No. YOU'RE mom does!"
"No! You're mom's mom does!
"No, you're mom's mom's mom does!"
"No, you're mom's mom's mom's..."
e.t.c

"Do it harder!"
"That's what SHE said!"

"...and that's why my dick is purple."

"The only reason I take steroids is 'cause I can't fit it in my girlfriend!"

"...and then he grabbed my balls, and we made out. True story."

Hope you enjoyed! Don't feel the need to credit me!

Lonelygirl15 AKA Bree AKA Jessica Rose

2008-11-03T10:54:00.000-08:00

I hate her fucking guts. She should have at least told everyone from the start she was a 23 year old actor. What a bitch. I hate her almost more than politics. ALMOST! She's just pathetic. I dedicate this song to her: You're pitiful-Weird Al Yankovich.

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=7DGxXhVVxtM

REMOVE ALL SPACES!!!

Give me feedback. Positive or negative. But please make it proffesional. No "Oh, that was so good!" *for no apparent reason!* ... OR "You suck balls." *also, for no apparent reason* I want to see who the public likes more. Me or her. A deep, honest, no-shit guy. Or a deceitful, lying little scumbag of a bitch. Please vote. Now. Just be truthful, like I almost always am. Well... I am ALWAYS honest on the internet. ... OKAY! I LIE ABOUT MY AGE THEN SOMETIMES!!! EVERYONE DOES IT! But besides that I'm a 100% truth teller on the internet, at least. I'm not saying that I want the REAL lonelygirl15 to die... I just want her to hurt the way she hurt others. "Not hurting anyone."? WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO HAD NO FRIENDS AND THOUGHT THAT THEY FINALLY FOUND ONE IN HER THEN THEY FIND OUT SHE'S FAKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DAMN HER TO HELL!!!! When she dies naturally, that is... Oh and by the way, BUM SEX! XP

FUCK DRAGONFABLE PvP!!!! >:(

2008-10-30T17:13:00.000-07:00

I FUCKIN' CHOSE THE LEVEL OPTION "11-20" AND GOT A LEVEL 30 OPPONENT!!! THIS MOTHERFUCKIN STUNT HAPPENED TO ME AT LEAST 35 TIMES OVER MY ENTIRE LIFE PLAYING DRAGONFABLE!!!! Now, granted I AM a Level 17 Rogue now... so... it's not a big deal... but... JESUS!!! THEY NEED TO FIX THAT PIECE OF PATHETIC SHIT PvP SYSTEM!!!!!!! "AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS ARTIX ENTERTAINMENT... FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR... PUSSY-WHIPPED FRIENDS!!!!"-Tourettes Guy Danny Quote Original="And if he ever see's this... Fuck you Rick Moranis! Fuck you and your... PUSSY-WHIPPED FRIENDS!!!"
Naw.. I'm just playin' wit' ya! But, seriously... fix it. It's the ONLY thing I hate about Dragonfable.

Linkin Park-Songs and TV

2008-10-30T10:02:00.001-07:00

I saw this on youtube and thought that since I plan to use and CREDIT most of their music/songs, that I'de put this on my site. Also, they rule.

My Dragonfable Account

2008-10-28T08:10:00.000-07:00

Dragon Fable is a really great free online game set in medieval times. It does have poor puns and bad jokes (like... obvious, cliche or just not funny) but other than that it is almost perfect. But if you want to fully experience the magic and excitement you gotta buy something called a Dragon Amulet. I wouldn't recommend it, I manage to have fun without it. The link is the one with the Character ID crap.

I suggest you fight me without any preparation the first time to see how good you really are. Of course, you should heal and get potions obviously. And maybe a pet.

IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME WITHOUT PREPARATION THEN DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. The huge space and/or gap is not an error. Keep scrolling...

I know it's a long haul... Just keep on truckin'.

The following messages are not important.

This message is not important.

Nor is this one.

Or this one.

...

Why are you wasting time reading these?! Scroll! Scroll, I say! SCROLL DAMNIT!! SCROLL GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

Almost there...

Not quite...

Just one more scroll...

Also, the info is in black on black so you gotta find it. Don't worry! It's just below! One line down.
Drakath Clone=BARELY USE

ID=25756693

DA(DRAGON AMULET)=NO

Class=
Warrior

Species=
Human

Level=3

Stats:

STR=2
INT=0
DEX=0
END=0
CHA=0
LCK=0

HP=140
MP=110

Defense:
Melee=5
Ranged=5
Magic=5
Parry=0
Dodge=0
Block=0

Offense:
Damage=5-10
Element=Metal
Crit=0
Bonus=1
Boost=0%

Weapon=Longsword
Damage Type=Melee

Yakeshi: SECONDARY

ID=25728040

DA(DRAGON AMULET)=NO

Class=
Warrior

Species=
Human

Level=
6

Stats:

STR=6
INT=0
DEX=0
END=3
CHA=0
LCK=0

HP=195
MP=120

Defense:
Melee=5
Ranged=5
Magic=5
Parry=0
Dodge=0
Block=0

Offense:
Damage=5-10
Element=Metal
Crit=0
Bonus=1
Boost=0%

Weapon=Longsword
Damage Type=Melee, Ranged

Default Status' and Resistances:
Light damage reduced by 5
Dark damage reduced by 5

Lloyd=MAIN

ID=19579752

DA(DRAGON AMULET)=NO

Class=
Rogue

Species=
Human

Level:
16

Stats:

STR=8
INT=5
DEX=8
END=8
CHA=8
LCK=8

Defense:
Melee=5
Ranged=5
Magic=5
Parry=0
Dodge=0
Block=0

Offense:
Damage=5-10
Element=Metal
Crit=0
Bonus=1
Boost=0%

Weapon=Dagger (Dual Daggers, of course, obviously)
Damage Type=Melee, Ranged

Blog #2-Songs List

2008-10-24T06:42:00.000-07:00

I OWN NOTHING OF THE FOLLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHICH IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so here they are NOT IN ORDER OF AUDIO APPEARANCE OR ANY OTHER SPECIFIC ORDER WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!! I repeat, the following list is COMPLETELY RANDOM!!!

Linkin Park
Faint
Somewhere I Belong
Little Things Give You Away
Crawling
Bleed It Out
A Place For My Head
My December
Hands Held High
With You
In Pieces
In Between
Numb

Avril Lavigne
Nobody's Home
Naked
Happy Ending
Everything Back But You

Fort Minor
Remember The Name

Papa Roach
Scars
Forever
Last Resort

Basshunter
All I Ever Wanted
Now You're Gone

Hedley
Never Too Late
Narcissist

Three Days Grace
Animal I Have Become
I Hate Everything About You
Gone Forever
Pain

Simple Plan
When I'm Gone
Welcome To My Life
Your Love Is A Lie

Eminem
When I'm Gone

D12
How Come?

WILL UPDATE LATER!!!

First Blog

2008-10-24T01:55:00.000-07:00

I'm trying to remember what I forgot...
But it's shoved too far.
I just can't reach it.
Not alone.
Not alone...

The above is a short poem made up on the spot.
It isn't the best, okay?